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When it comes to dating, both online or off, you're only as good as your best opening line. Humor is a great icebreaker in just about any situation, including trying to get a date. Back in my dating years, my standard opening line was something along the lines of, "Um, I'll have the Cheeseburger Plate and a Coke.