Rodney Scott Carrington born October 19, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and country music artist. He has released six major-label studio albums and a greatest-hits package, on Mercury Records and Capitol Records. His comedy act typically combines stand-up comedy and original songs. Most of his songs are recorded in a neotraditional country style. Carrington has also starred in the sitcom Rodney and in the film Beer for My Horses. Rodney Carrington lived in Longview, Texas from to
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