Enter one or two keywords to search these Funny Quotes. Let these funny Cheese Quotes from my large collection of funny quotes about life add a little humor to your day. The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. The early bird gets the worm , but the second mouse gets the cheese. A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness , and just stupid enough to admire it.
Sign in with Facebook Sign in options. Join Goodreads. Quotes tagged as "cheese" Showing of Chesterton, Alarms and Discursions. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.